Alright! Hacker is pregnant. We should celebrate. Finally a man will know the pain of giving birth. Wait a minute...I'm a girl and I don't know the pain of giving birth yet. Eh, screw it. I hear it hurts like hell, man.
Gee, where have I heard that phrase before? Sounds strangely familiar. If only I could put my finger on it... or in it, or beside it, or underneath it. WTF, you ask? Hell, I don't know. I worked today and my ass is tired. Cut a bitch a break. LMAO.
She's a total sweetheart, plus her name is the same as mine, we're the same age, and our birthdays are only a few weeks apart! Too cool!
Life is unfaaaaaair. Malcom in the Middle is on tv. God, I loved the episode with the huge wall of garbage on their lawn. That was the funniest thing I ever saw.