As a guy, are you supposed to be able to lift and carry a girl?

I have a policy of not dating anyone smaller than me. If I feel like I would have to protect him when we are out, he's not the one...

I like men built like brick shit houses.

 

i wouldn't give a fuck if a dude could lift me or not who cares
just my 2c
is it even hard to pick up people?

 

Yea you are. If you can't then it means you are gay. That's an actually scientific study they do at the National Institute of Gay Science. "Alright Fred, lift this woman over the threshold."
"Ah, you see that Bill, he can't...alright, this one's gay....NEXT"

 

Being carried can either be very sexy, very romantic, or very useful

 

well i think it just looks silly haha
unless you're being lifted up against a wall i guess

 

Amen!

 

I have a friend that looks like a slight breeze will knock him over and he is one of the strongest guys I know. Unfortunately he also thinks it's funny to throw me over his shoulder and grope my ass, but that's an entirely different story.

 

A man would have to be a puny midget to be smaller than you

I don't mean that to be offensive either

 

lmao! Do I know you?? You keep making comments that are familiar.

 

I saw your gallery picture

 

i am not a guy but i am sure it all depends on how much the girl weights.

 

Oh that threw me for a loop, because I am short, and I get ragged on for it

 

I thought you were average height but it is clear that you are rather petite

 

as everyone already mentioned, don't date fatties.

you also get a free pass if you're quadriplegic.

what do you do on dates, rob ancient tombs?

 

:rofl:

I am so going to die alone.

 

don't be silly. you'll find a girl you can carry someday. :grouphug:

 

My muscles are like, inverted.

I'm trying to find myself a nice little anorexic, but they're all straight.

 

well that must look really really awkward. but i wouldn't think it would affect their functioning that much.

 

They have to be because men are so weak nowadays. "You weigh over 100? Your fat ass needs to lose some weight before I can carry you."

If you start talking like the men then you too will find a nice anorexic girl to carry around. :tongue:

 

:rofl:

Awww thank you TH you put it in the simplist terms. I just have to act like a jerk?