are you "weird" if

The weapons double your already hottness. You really shouldnt carry the brass nuckles though there a felony, i was supposed to get caught with those one time cause i always carried them in my backpack but my friends mom stole it and gave it to cops tryin to get me locked up. A week later i got set up for a bunch of crimes and all they could convict me on was my butterfly knife cause i took a 800 dollar lie detector test to prove my innocence. Carry the gun instead you only get 7 days locked up, i saw a guy get that and then they gave me 45 days for a knife. If i was you i would throw those brass knuckles away right now.

 

hey im a single lady, and boy is it crazy...

 

damn! thats a crazy story. butterfly knives are great... i want one. they aren't too hard to get.

 

im confused. I thought you broke up with your bf?

and i think ima die, haha. If i ever go out, i'm almost always with someone. But as soon as i'm alone, i attrack weirdos. I should carry brass nuckles or something...i'd prob just go into fetal position though and cry.

 

You know, I got a polygraph in the military too.

They were asking me my history with drugs, and I gave her a really long list. (I was kind of wild as a teen) Then before she could really get started with the test, she got called away.

 

indeed

though a buddy of mine got arrested for having pot (possession), an open bottle of vodka in the trunk (open container laws), and brass knuckles in his pocket (CCW).....

plus was on probation. unfortunate for him.

but i've personally been looking online lately and i think i'm gonna save up for a switchblade.

something along the lines of this:
http://www.uniqueblade.com/products/Stiletto_13_automatic_knife_Honey_Horn_Bayonet_by_FB-289-73.html

nothing unreasonably pricey, but nice enough to trust if i were to ever need it.

plus you get extra badass points if you split open your blunt using a switchblade knowbody knew you had on you

 

i did im not having sex with him anymore. we just live together.

its another man... we're not "together" but we've been hanging out a lot. its been really fun.

hey pretty girl, ill protect you

 

The polygraph wasn't mandatory though. Just a way to get out of training for the afternoon.

 

No, I sleep with a kitchen knife under my matress and one under my pillow.
And I practice ways to defend myself if someone is trying to kill me

but then again
i am a very weird person....

 

ahah, ooooohh

that's harsh though, you have to still live with him. awkward.

for real though, I do need you to be by my side if i go out, because atleast you could fuck someone up, haha. I'm all fucking...."delicate" looking, and i bet i'll be chained up to someones basement if i am not careful

 

yeah its a little awkward, but not bad actually. i don't bring other guys to the house, that would just be mean.

 

lode brass knuckles are not legal in Tejas, my lawyer told me there a felony.

 

Oh, that'd be a dick move Sarah.

 

i know, thats why i don't do it! :tongue:

 

Very weird.

 

I've bought them at a mall. They are sold as belt buckles.

They are not legal to carry in Texas.

They're sold everywhere here.

 

if you're carrying something, don't you usually own it?

 

Well they are technically illegal, it's not enforced unless you're carrying them on you kinda thing. And like I said, for sale at malls.

 

well that's confusing

 

It's for 'belt buckles'.

Also sex toys are 'novelties'

My sister used to work at a sex toy shop. She had a bunch of stickers that said this device was not to be inserted in any orifice.

I stuck it on my wallet. "As a constant reminder not to stick my wallet up my butt."