Are you masturbating right now?

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Look folks, its birdy boy!

 

well aren't you people just a bunch of losers

 

hmmm...

 

non-masturbating losers

 

if i said i was masturbating would you love me again

 

thats all it would take

 

*lies for pointless acceptance*

 

"All of man's endeavors can be reduced to one form of mastrabation or another"--Ivan Wackinovph

 

might be

 

... i hate lying so i decided to do it...
and i hurt my wrist .... i blame ganga

 

thats not so good

 

I'm trying, but I'm too busy fucking answering questions.

 

Spoken like true wankers

 

haha... you said wanker!!

 

I know. Don't dare say it takes one to know one

 

nope... i just thought it was funny

lmao... i like to wank it!!... hahaha

 

This girl once told me that she uses a pillow to wank herself off... yeah. The pillow has frilly edges and tickles her pinky...

 

No, and honestly I think every moment I'm not masturbating is just a waste of time.

 

have to try that . but i'm playing right now

 

like to see that . watch a girl ride a pillow .