Are you masturbating right now?

sore from too much masturbating?

 

cheapo...gotta use the real vermont maple syrup

 

I get an allergic reaction to the good stuff...

 

canadian maple syrup is the real deal!

its anything but a cheap alternative.

 

did you ever try using fresh vomit? don't use frozen, it just isn't the same

 

i wish...
but no his name is dirty eddie

 

Stupid frozen vomit

 

using honey/maple syrup/vomit doesnt really help a woman.

 

is he really dirty? like a dirty sanchez?

 

why not? you could dump it all over yourself...your tits, dump some in your ass crack.... rub it all over your clit and your hole. yeah, girls can have just as much fun.....

 

It's all about the removable shower head for them... with 9 different settings

 

holy fuck! 9!?!?

 

I like to keep my women happy.

 

lodog hit the nail on the head with that one.

 

Don't do that it would all stick and would be like disgusting

 

whoa


that was h-core, ganja.

 

pssh, you don't know what your talking about...syrup works great

 

He's just a boy...

 

I might get all mediterranean and apply some extra virgin olive oil...

 

some night, you should go spicy....all the sensations are coming back just thinking of it