Answer truthfully

yes, haha.


hmm ever stick something that wasnt a sex toy, body part or finger up your butt? the medicine that you put in your butt counts

 

that one i'm going to have to go with a no, haha.

when you walk by security cameras, do you flip them off?

 

No but I'll hide my face sometimes.

How do you like your steak?

 

I don't. I'm vegetarian

But I never liked it anyways. Not very good meat. Swiss steak, however...


What's the worst thing your parents have caught you doing?

 

Building a rediculously huge fire

Have u ever masturbated in school?

 

Nope



Why are you a vegetarian?

 

i'm not a vegetarian because i prefer my veal tortured.

can you play the fiddle?

 

No, but i CAN fiddle around!

Do you pick your nose in public?

 

never!

do you shake your booty when no one is looking?

 

yes and sometimes when people are looking but they don't really car


Have you wrecked a car?

 

no. been in minor fender benders.

have you kicked a puppy?

 

Never on purpose, but accidently, i have...

Do you clean your ears with swabs, like Q-tips?

 

yes.

have you ever eaten roadkill? (i know a few people up here who call themselves "roadkill vegans")

 

No way.

(unless you're talking about those folks that get in their RoadRunners to go night hunting? they hunt from the roads, using spotlights, and are usually in Jeep's, with raised seats in the back.

If that's the case, i imagine i've been served some of that at one BBQ or another... )

Do you hunt?

 

I haven't hunted in 20 years

How many shoes do you have?

 

like 8 individual shoes or something

what's the deal with airplane food?

 

They are produced as a quick and easy way to provide food for lots of people.

Do you think you could have been persuaded by Hitlers manifesto if given enough vodka?

 

who knows. at the time, the majority of germany was convinced. i'd say more people woulda believed the same than would admit it.

do you own any cool antiques?

 

I own an antique gun. It still woris fine and i do my best to keep it in good condition. I dont plan on selling it so the money aspect doesntbmatter to me. It was given to me by my great uncle and, even though its an antique, he would be happy to know its getting use still. (hes now dead)

Have u or anyone u know ever been brought back to life?

 

hmm id say no

have you ever seen someone have sex right in front of your eyes that was really there? (not videos)