Answer truthfully

Yeah. When he didn't end up hooking up with my ex-girlfriend. I'm a jerk :/

Did you have a dream that you can recall last time you slept?

 

No.

Have u ever had sex on a plane

 

At a party.

Whats ur favorite sexual position?

 

me on top, one leg bent in front of me, and one behind.

would you ever get a professional massage?

 

Probably not but who knows. It could happen i guess...

Have u ever started a relationship with someone u met online. (not necessarily from hip forums)

 

no

have you ever had sex upside down?

 

i am likin your style v...both posts...cant say upside down in the traditional sense...like there is a traditional way of upside down sex...is there?....what am i missin?is there a website

have you been disappointed when you found out what a HF poster looked like

 

I dont know...they never told me so in a post


ever walk down the stairs backwards?

 

Yes.

Ever thought about having sex with your parents?

Oops, wrong forum.

Would you die for another person?

 

no..not really....except maybe Osama Bin Laden


Ever drive a motorcycle?

 

nope

would you fuck what you otherwise wouldn't fuck for the right amount of cash?

 

Yes. My brothers 500cc Approx 50 yards. Nearly killed myself. Hopped off.

Ever steal anything that you couldn't fit in your hand?

 

Twice. Once as a kid and once as a adult.

Ever pee your pants as an adult?

 

7 times

what color underwear do you look good in

 

i once worked at a courier company[big one]...we stole so much shit out of that place electronics,drugs,musical equipment....i am not like that any more...now i am honest

ever 'drunk-pee' in public

 

no poisoning of any kind...not even poison ivy

ever have phone sex

 

nope.

When was the last time you got caught staring at someone?

 

Well i dont remember the last time i got caught so ill tell a memorable time i got caught. I was staring at this girls tits and she caught me. And she says, "you like them huh" i said yes. (this was at school) she then went to the bathroom and indicated i come too so i did. We went to the guys bathroom where she took off her shirt and gave me a handjob. We then went back to class and the teacher didnt seem to notice were both gone for ten minutes.

Ever had sex in public

 

yes but it wasnt fun, and i hated it and the person.

ever had sex during a concert you were sorta watching?

 

unfortunately not

have you ever watched intervention and laughed?