Answer truthfully

Evading...I won a high speed chase twice....the reason for the chase wasn't bad but the evading would have been the high charge..plus all the things I did while evading would have really added up.


How often do you trim your toe nails?

 

I'd say about every two weeks, I've never really thought about it...just did it when the needed it...

Do you tell your parents you love them?

 

I tell my mom constantly cause i do love her...dads gone

did you ever steal money from your moms purse....what did you spend it on....

 

yes i spent it on beer.


have you ever purposely but non chalantly felt a cousins ass or boobs or other adult body parts?

 

Honestly no never purposely though its probably happened accidentally.

Have u ever had an std or st?.

 

Amazingly enough,

NO.

No herpes, no aids, no siph, no nothing...

Unless you count pregnancy as an STD?

Pro or Anti Abortion?

 

prochoice. Parents right to decide.

Have you ever gone streaking

 

Yes but it's been about 10 years


If you friends ask you to video tape them having sex and not join in just tape them would you?

 

And where the heck have YOU been?!?

Yes.

i wouldn't mind, because i wouldn't want to join in or anything.

Is sex really, REALLY important to you?

 

In a relationship yes. I think it helps keep a relationship going. Random sex however i dont think is too important. If i get some cool if not thats ok too.

Whats ur biggest fantasy

 

This is long, 'cuz i'm older...

:rofl:

 

i'm in stasis ~

a medical term that means "frozen in time."

Well, anyway, i really pretty ~ like THAT wouldn't come up!

And so these guys?

Don Johnson and his look-alike, Richie Sambora, and some other dudes that are drop dead sexy (!)

are in mountains, running from the law,

and they nestle up to an outcropping that isn't real ~

it just LOOKS real.

And they walk in to this huge corridor,

and i'm on their right side, in my container,

and the rest of the place is like the Garden of Eden ~

every animal, every plant, every EVERYTHING!

con't ~>

 

And they see me, naked in my container, and they want to have sex with me, but because they don't know, they think only one of them at a time could love me,

and expecially (i MEANT the X) since i'm beautiful! (But, of COURSE!!!)

But i don't think that.

i think that my sexuality is not dependent on faithfulness,

not here, not at this time.

Anyway, i have MADLY Orgasmic sex with ALL of 'em, and we decide to get along.

(As long as i'm happy, they're happy, eh? :rofl: )

 

THAT was my MOST secret fantasy!!! :rofl:

Okay, what do you look for in a LOVER? (Not a friend, but a true love-of-your-life)

(oh. and there can be SEVERAL of those in your life)

 

I look for someone ''fun''...cant handle winers...complainers...negativity...there is plenty to be happy about in life...so i wanna have as much joy as possible....i didnt make sure of this in1994 and lost 10 years with my sons mom

ever been led away in handcuffs by the coppers?

 

the cops have been more than helpful in giving me a ride when needed or not needed. I'm glad the days of being arrested are over. What car do you want to buy?

 

no but tey did put me in handcuffs when i got pulled over and yhey found a 5 inch long hunting knife laying beside me. (i forgot it was there but they thought i was going to stab them.) All i got was a warning tho cuz i was going 37 mph in a 35 zone. Whoopdedoo thats so much faster than the limit. Sorry i cant needle 35 all the time.

Have you ever had a condom break or have you ever been with a partner who had a condom break? What happened?

 

...oh man..where to start...realistically...i'm lookin for a jeep...but I love luxury....a new lincoln mks sedan...or an older mark 9-10


do you eat any weird combo sandwiches..ie..peanut butter and bacon..

 

No i dont thonk i eat weird combo sandwiches.

Do u have an article of clothing that is old and ppl say should b thrown away but u dont want to? Why dont u throw it away? i get this all the time about my shoes. They are two years old but there comfortable so i hate when i have to get a new pair of sneakers. Yep thats one way you can tell im a straight male. I dont enjoy shoe shopping.

 

Uh, I've also got a pair of shoes that my mom keeps demanding I throw away. I refuse to though, solely because even though they're all ripped up now, I did a ton of stuff in them, so they're kinda full of good memories and things like that. So even though I don't wear them any more, I like to have them around

Is there something about you that you don't think anyone here on the forums knows?