Answer the question above you 3

I don't know, i never met my dad. (My mom is a flight attendant who enjoys one-night stands)

What's your favorite thing about life?

 

The ability to feel better about yourself 'cause you are better than others.

When was the last time you had an orgasmic experiance?

 

This morning...

What's the worst thing you've ever done?

 

Going on about painful subjects to make the conversation partner feel like shit. Regularly. Sorry.

How much do you puke in an average attack of intense spontaneous nausea? Answer in liters (or centiliters, deciliters, etcetera) please. Or gallons, who the hell cares anyway.

 

l don't measure it..


What is your pets name?

 

Zoe.

Is breakin up easy to do?

 

Only if you really hate the one you're breaking up with I guess

Why isn't war made of beautiful shiny multi-coloured crystals?

 

because then it would be a freakin stained-glass window, not a way to kill your enemies


do you like phish?

 

Not really

Where do baby's come from?

 

a mother's womb

How many kids do you have?

 

None...yet

How do you celebrate christmas?

 

My birthday is Christmas Eve so I'm too hungover to celebrate Christmas.

Do you prefer Jazz or Blues?

 

blues

led zeppelin or the who?

 

Zeppelin


Pops or Cinnamon Toast Crunch

 

crunch.



pictures of me naked or getting your eyes gouged out with a tire iron?

 

naaaaaaaaaaaaked pictures


Swings: tire or regular?

 

tire.



Muppets, gonzo or animal?

 

gonzo


looney toons: bugs bunny or pepe le pew?

 

Bugs..


Do you like women with short or long hair?

 

either but not too short.

What would you say if you saw a 12 inch penis?