Answer the question above you 2.

nope.

you wear glasses?

 

yes I do.



do you wear plaid socks?

 

nup


have you ever worn a kilt?

 

nope.





do you like bagpipe music?

 

not at all


are you a good skiier?

 

never been. but I didnt fall off the intertube once when I was tubing with my daughter and middle brother.



got any talent with paint brushes?

 

i have no idea... it's been too long.

what song's lyrics describes your day?

 

oops! answered at the same time

no talent just interest!

 

the sun gonna shine, my back door some day....
the sun gonna shine, my back door some day-ay-ay-a-y....
March wind gonna blow-ow, all my troubles away.



does it actually get better than this?

 

maybe but I can't think of anything right now

Do you have paint shop pro on your computer?

 

i don't even have microsoft word!

if you had to lose a sense, which one would it be?

 

sense of irony.




how old were you before you did not consider penis a dirty word?

 

it would have to be at 3 years ago (?) at the star wars (2) premiere... the movie took a while to start and so the audience played the penis game.
then i realized it was funny!

what's the last commercial you saw that you enjoyed?

 

probably a geico commercial making fun of reality tv.....I doubt anybody still up has seen those though......




would you rather have a third eye or a third ear?

 

THE HOUSE WAS BUILT TOO SMALL!
(i often can't sleep... i'm an expert now. the tv and the comp are in the same room. very dangerous. but i'm in a commercial, so it makes me happy when that comes on)

a third eye. I can already hear what's going on all around me, but another eye would be pretty cool.

what's your poison?

 

vodka.




shots or daquiris?

 

shots

jupebox or dj?

 

Juke box, usually.





golf or tennis?

 

(mini)golf

simpsons or family guy?

 

ooooooh that is a hard one...I am so a die hard simpsons fan, but....sometimes something new is good too........Homer over Peter of course...but Stewey, he might just take bart. and Lois and Brian have a sexual tension between em....WTF.....I am gonna go with old school and pick simpsons, but Family guy has the ptential to steal crown in a single season.





smurfs or looney tunes?