Answer the question above you 2.

peanut butter...plain or with bananas or with raspberry jelly

will you be online here when I get home from work about midnight (its 2pm now)

 

Baby, I'll do anything to you... Err, I'll do anything for you.

Do you love me?

 

Sure I do...

WOOO BIG DAY OUT TODAY!!!!!!!!!

Should i wear my top with Ferris Bueller on it or my Pulp Fiction one?

 

Pulp Fiction



Should I give back the cell phone I found last night?

 

Depends how expensive it is

How expensive is it?

 

Very. It's got a digi-cam.



If I give it back and the person drives while they're talking on it and hurts somebody it'll be my fault so I should keep it, huh?

 

KEEP IT!!!! Unless you already have a better one.

Would you feel bad about keeping it?

 

Strangley, no.


Would you?

 

Fuck no! They lost it and its gonna stay lost.

Could a movie/piece of music ever change your life?

 

If I were the one getting the royaltys





How about you?

 

Good answer! Not really.

Have you ever danced like a retard?

 

I think that's one of those things I'm in denial about.




Why am I wasting another beuatiful day online?

 

Because the internet offers porn as well as dirty humour.

Do people appreciate your art or are you ahead of your time?

 

Some people like my short stories. Everyone seems to like my poetry. I only show it to people I think will enjoy it.

Ever have a cavity?

 

not really


ever got bitten by a poisonous spider or snake?

 

Nope.

What is your favourite american state?

 

Gotten bitten by LOTs of poisonous spiders, part of living outside.





Anybody besides me notice---THE WARS OVER! WE LOST!!!

THE TERRORISTS WANTED TO DESTROY AMERICA AND THEY DID, BY GETTING US TO SHED THE BILL OF RIGHTS.

eVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED SINCE HAVE JUST BEEN REALLY VIOLENT NEGOTIATIONS FOR THE TERMS OF OUR SURREnDER!!!

anybody else notice?

 

Sorry, kind of agro today.



To answer puddins q: my favorite american state is apathy.

 

haha.

What do you want to know?

 

What to do next.





Will somebody from down under marry me so I can move to Austraila? I'll do the dishes(?)