Answer the guestion above you...

no i havent, but i have had rude comments 4 being a asshole.

have u ever blew a turd whistle?

 

no, i've never even see a turd whistle

are you wanna those people who gets a kick out
of leavin a toilet full of crap for the next person?

 

lol.......yep thats me.just showin whats on the menu.

do u leave buggers under the table at restraunts??

 

In a word: yes

If you eat alot of hair would you be able to pull it out of you ass like a string?

 

Only if the service was good.


Can you break a $20?

 

If you rip it in half.

Is the g-spot a myth?

 

it is 4 men with short dicks.

if the sky is blue here,whats the color of the clouds there?

 

one time they were red

why do i feel in heat like a bitch

 

You need some lovin.

Can you do a backflip?

 

not at all

why does time only tell?

 

the future.

why does poop smell?

 

So you know not to eat it.

have you tasted piss?

 

no but i know someone who has and liked it

what's the best booby trap or practical joke you've done

 

no,sounds ruff

y is yawning contagius?

 

i put a mouse trap in my brothers bed.......lol

why is 6 afraid of 7?

 

because it doesn't want to be forgotten about

what is the craziest thing you ever saw while trippin?

 

A Bleeding cucumber.

Waht does water tastes like? (don't say nothing)

 

taste like chicken

what is the color of a light bulb?

 

painfully white.

How much do you weigh?

 

i weigh pie=mcsquare devided by 22 and equally devided in 3

how far can u spit?