Answer the guestion above you...

only the little pieces of pig fat, i spit the beans out

Why is it that the more you drive the shittier a driver you become?

 

usually if I drive over 5 hrs, I fall asleep at the wheel.

Has anyone driven across the USA?

 

I assume that someone must have done, but not me.

How many centimetres are there in a rainbow?

 

pfft, rainbows are measured in inches

How many gerbils will fit in a soda can??

 

Intact: 5
Puree'd from the blender: 11

Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?

 

haha you bet your ass I did...


Would you wipe someones ass if they needed you too?

 

i'd wipe yours, but only if you were feable or disabled

If you filled a balloon with farts, would it rise?

 

hmm, thats probably a negatory, but I am not sure I know one thing, that would be on smelly ass balloon..

how come we breath through our nose and mouth and cant breath out any other holes..

 

Because it takes training to breathe through other orfaces, like that dude who can breathe smoke through his ears on Guinness Records.

what tv show is mystical's icon from??

 

haha Mama's family? harhar

would you eat your own poo for 20 bucks..

 

Absolutely.

Would you buy a pipe for a minor?

 

nope.

If you ate a taco, burrito and, and tostada combo and had to fart, would you do it in front of your mom or would you leave the room?

 

if its just my mom, then i'd stay and let it blow

Would my mom survive the blast?

 

thats iffy,

hows her heart?

 

broken (casts incriminating glance at sasquatch)


Does this straight jacket make me look fat?

 

only where the blubber rolls over the restarints.

Can I ever get more than 9 hours off between shifts at work!!!!!

 

When you die and they feed you to the other workers.



Heads or tails?

 

tails...

DID I WIN!!!!!!

 

I'm sorry, I was tossing a marbel.


Is it over yet?

 

nope, 4 more innings and it happens to be a double header so you better buy the big tub of peanuts.


Can I have more If I promise to be good?