Answer the guestion above you...

no but if you had one i'm sure we'd see what i mean

are you being mean?

 

no i am not being mean, but i do sound like i am sometimes.


Have i hurt your feelings?.

 

yes
i'm sensitive


would you take a bath in ice water?

 

No maybe after a trip mixed with some shrooms i would...likely to do lots of things after that.


I have big hands , does this mean anything ?

 

that you're big-foot's brother-in law.

are you a bitch?

 

Sometimes.

When did you last do a poo?

 

while watching winnie the pooh.
do you like rolling down the streets and hitting the telephone polls? (as in, playing boling with yourself.)

 

No, I only do it due to mental illness.

What's the weirdest thing that has been inside your body?

 

that is a really strange question.... and i dont really have an answer, i dont know, maybe something weird i ate in another country

who was the last person you lied to and what about?

 

my parents.... lied to them that I was all ok.

What is your favourite heavy metal band???

 

SATUS QUO no not realy , don't realy like 'heavy metal' to many long guitar solos .

Every huaman able was allowd to have one sentence to be written and put aboard a Time capsule . What would be your sentence ?.

 

It would be opened like 100 years later right?
My sentence would be-I hope your world is at least a
little more peaceful and understanding than mine was.

If you had two choices and there was no getting out of
them, meaning you had to choose one, which would you
choose:
*drink a glass of liquid from a public portajohn toilet
*lick 6 inches of the sidewalk or ground outside of it

 

sidewalk for sure

whats the one thing that scares you most?

 

how i am going to die.

have you ever eaten insects for fun?

 

can't say i have...

which came first the chicken or the egg?

 

the egg, the chicken was a mutation of an existing egg laying organism.

should I grow my mustache again?

 

sure, why not?

what is your opinion of Britney Spears?

 

shes a skanky mediocre singer who got what she wanted and then had a cry about it "wah poor me in famous"

what do you want for christmas?

 

a man

what's your sign?