Answer a question with a question

Why is it unhealthy?

 

can you even really classify country as music?

 

were you trying to make us believe that was an actual question?

 

nope, but can't you think of a possibility that i made a typographical error and transposed "i" and "am"?

 

should i believe this?
doesn't chocolate cake sound good right now?

 

yes it does. but wouldn't Jimmy Ray's music sound better?

 

buuuuuut can't you listen to him any time? how often do YOU get chocolate cake?

 

cant you see Jimmy Ray was just another onehit wonder from our youth? dont you think its time to move on?

 

why can't i have both at the same time? would you care to listen to some Jimmy Ray as you offer me that chocolate cake?

 

who has chocolate cake to share?

 

*whines* can't we listen to derek trucks or jack johnson for once?
do you really want chocolate cake?

 

would you rather a home made apple pie?

 

whats in it for me if i share it with you?

 

how did you know jack johnson ranked second on my list after jimmy ray? how can anybody not want chocolate cake?

 

could you still sing that song with your mouth full of chocolate cake?

 

so you like jack then?

*gasp* WHO doesnt' like chocolate cake?

 

i can't think of a single person, can you?

 

*yes* sadly i can,
buut do you know the muffin man?

 

the muffin man?

 

more importantly...WOuild you dance, if I asked you to dance? would you run, and never look back??