another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Blabs everything you tell her in confidence.

 

Lady GaGa is her fashion consultant.

 

Moonlights as a stripper blaming all the singles he recieves on the current recession of the economy.

 

:ears: likes it when her ears are penetrated.

 

Has never won a stare down with an inanimate object.

 

Has heated discussions with walls.

 

Is convinced Oxy has a thing for him. She does........... a stick.

 

Is really annoyed as the wall wins all the arguments.....

 

Actually enjoys the stick.

 

Is INSANELY jealous of me coz my stick's bigger than his!

 

Has a secret severe case of stick envy.

 

Attends mandated court ordered anger management classes.

 

I didn't have a peek at oxy's pics,and definitely DIDN'T sit drooling for arfa-nour

 

Still hasn't got the concept of Lies and absurd accusations.

 

Sent me a letter [1st class stamp] saying 'Oxy is gorgeous. Go get her,Puggy-an old fart like me,with my bad breath and rotten teeth,plus my stuttuttuttutter and my knock-knees hasn't got a chance'. Love,RH.

 

I didn't damn near fall outta my chair laughing just now, and scaring my cat in the process.

 

Is actually appalled by Puggys lack of sophistication.

 

Has a pet balloon called James.

 

Is actually from Cleveland. Only pretends to be a Brit.

 

Cuts holes in his socks so his feet can see where they're going.