another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

has glass floors in her house

 

Cries underwater for privacy.

 

Walks barefoot in odd numbered Food Lion aisles.

 

^^Hehe smell mah toes!^^ :rofl:

Invites women over for cocktails, only with him there is no liquor involved.

 

Once OD'ed on placebos.

 

Promises to say no to drugs as soon as his meth high wears off and he sobers up.

 

Pilfers from the collection basket.

 

Blames his constant year round bloodshot eyes
on "seasonal allergies'.

 

Paints circles under her eyes and pretends shes sleepy. We all know shes actually grumpy.

 

Invented the 'knock-knock' joke...which is why we ALL hate him!

 

Tried to sell a song to the Beatles.......... PS I love Ewe.

 

His brain itches and his thoughts tickle.

 

enjoys wearing women's panties to bed. :gorgeous:

 

Has a boxer short fetish.

 

has a fetish for big toes

 

Once held her best friends Barbies hostage until she bought her a Snickers bar.

 

.lol. tried to make banana bars once…. and burned them.

 

RH loves toes bleeding, oozing, infected and as close to fresh food as possible.

 

:O

 

went to school once as a kid with both shoes on the wrong feet…… on purpose!