another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

Lost front teeth in 3rd grade in a fight with Sally Jones.

 

HUH-Mr Big Man here [^] hasn't mentioned that Sally [who wore my front teeth on a necklace coz she LUUURRRRRVED me],used to hold him down and fart on his head!

He was 19 at the time. WIMP!

 

he still yells "I hear my mommie calling me" when confronted by Sally Jones

 

Sally is now a weight-lifter for Uzbekistan,where she eats moose sandwiches washed down with tributary rivers. Losing a fight to her is NO disgrace!

Marebare teases me,the provocative little minx!

 

knows how to spell girl

 

Knows what 'Rionach' means

 

knows its a very common girls name in eire.

 

Conas ata' tu',roamy?


[knows my Gaelic is VERY rusty]

 

Knows his Gaelic is not the only thing that's rusty.

 

Oxy speaks from experience. Damn thing was rusted into place! [sob!]

 

Makes me laugh so hard that I spilled my.. uh "juice."

 

Claims to be Jerry Springers love child.

 

Has a scab on his top lip that he SWEARS he 'got while shaving'.......

 

Makes well over four figures a year.

 

left eire in one piece

 

Almost, always, occassionally, exactly on time.

 

oxy wears mens undercrackers and a string vest!

 

Wishes he was Oxy's ManBitch.

 

Has done things that'll make it impossible for him to run for president. Some of it is posted here.

 

Has a really interesting thing she does with ping-pong balls.....