another make an absurd accusation about the poster above you

RH you mustn't ask a question mate-SOME people get all huffy about it!

 

Wants me to wear that backless ball gown again.

 

Is a really sweet person

 

Is finally going to marry twins

 

Knows all the words to Stairway to Heaven by heart ... up to "There's a lady somewhere"

 

Only posted that because the thought of me in wet knickers excites him ...

 

Sneaks into his neighbour's house when she's out, and pours water over all her T-shirts so she has no option but to wear a wet one

 

Is extremely reliable sometimes.

 

Uses rhinestone lipstick to paint her toenails

 

Obeys all traffic laws except drinking and driving.

 

Obeys all traffic signs except "No Entry", "No Parking" and "Weight limit 7.5 tonnes"

 

Is modest and humble enough to admit when others are wrong.

 

Was second runner-up at the West of England Belly Dancing Championships 2009

 

Likes to drive her car with the top down in the rain...

 

Built a model of the Empire State Building out of match sticks, so she can play King Kong with a cuddly toy guerilla and an Airfix model biplane

 

Fantasizes that I'm King Kong and I'm carrying her up the Empire State Building

 

is king kong

 

Is as nice in person as they are @ HP!!!

 

Has a secret fetish for dressing up as a bee when making love.

 

has been in a college student for 29 years