Another love advice thread.

Yeah, but I believe Meli - because I know she's honest.

Really, I crush hard, hard, hard, for the boy next door.

 

you crush hard for me.. don't lie

 

I think you're hilarious and I like you, but admit it. You ain't the boy next door.

 

Me too Ari!

Badass maybe, but asshole?haha I'm good.

 

well im certainly badass but in a nice way

 

We got a winner.ding ding ding.haha

winner winner, chicken dinner!

 

haha i fell asleep on my dads couch the other day watching 21 and at the halloween party i was at i kept saying that, i dont even think i was playing any games

 

I have a question for you Sara. It's weird, because I had a dream of you and when I woke up this morning I thought about this.

What did your man have to say about the fact that he was calling his ex from your house and would leave you to go talk to her?

 

Aww you dreamed of meee! Haha

Anyway, I didn't even bring that up to him.. It kinda slipped my mind the first time we talked about it, and after we talked about it for the second time I figured just to let it go. He already knows I caught him and I just kinda didn't wanna bring up anything else.

 

I'm sure he was expecting you to bring it up.lol

 

Hahah maybee.. but he didn't know that I went through those texts.
He only thinks I saw the ones about her wanting to be back w/ him and what not.

 

you should have been like

"dream of my dick HUH? more like dream of my fists motha fucka!" and punched him in the face

 

I read the OP, but didn't feel like going through another 23 pages . What ended up happening?

 

We talked a lot aout everything and figured shit out, and now we're kinda working on getting our trust back in each other and just being better at the relationship type thing. So far so good!

 

Im with marksup on this one.

Meanwhile, I have dick drama of my own.. Prolly not thread worthy tho. lol
actually, It might be, coz now I have two dicks. and I need to drop one, I guess.

 

Lets hear it!

 

Well, I have my Older Fuck buddy, who Ive been sleeping with for a year and a half. All was good there, except for brief episodes of him trying to be posessive.
i got together with him maybe once or twice a month or if we were both busy, not for a few months at a time.
he's been traveling n been sick so i havent seen him in a while. Ive talked to him and he's all depressed and shit.

I have a good friend, Dave. We hang out almost every day, we are smoking buddies, he loves my food, we have fun. He hadnt tried to get in my pants right away.
Well, we were running around town doing stuff, and he stayed at my place to help me make cannabis capsules that I had to have ready by the following 6 am.
We ended up sleeping together.
This guy is so cool ya'll.. and on top of being cool, he's sweet and thoughtful and will help me with anything I ask of him if he can do it. Im the same way with him.
we havent talked about it, but Im pretty sure he's not the kind of guy to Fuck around. And, so probably, he wants to be with me, but Im not sure i wanna do that. I like being single.
Now, this is where the drama starts to get nasty.
My dick, the older one is my sexual fantasy. I know we will never get together, but he puts it on me like no one ever has before, and Ive been loving it, of course. Everything a man should be, he is, and has a big ole penis to make it just beyond perfection. I start to drooling just thinking about it.


This guy, is the polar opposite of my dick. He is gentle and unsure and likes to cuddle and just very sweet. His penis isnt bad, but it is way smaller, and he is kind of inexperienced. You could tell he's never experienced a good Fuck. Till me.
He was having a conversation with God. Lol with my dick it is usually me who talks to god.
Well, I could just Fuck them both, IF the new guy doesnt want anything serious, although Ive never had two lovahs at the same time..
I dont know what to doooooooo!!

 

maybe you shouldnt call this cool, nice guy a dick...

girls can get mad when guys refer to girls as vaginas, but its cool to be a dick? D:<

 

Well, technically, he's not my dick. I dunno what he is yet.
But I dont mean it in a mean way, so it doesnt count.
Now my dick, is a dick, but in a good way.