Annoying motorists !

Nothing annoys motorists more than this:

Suppose you get one of them nutter that starts blaring the car horn at you and swearing
what you do is act real animated and then start gesturing and mouthing like you are happy as you recognise the other person, then wave and put your thumb up etc
Mouth (animatedly while pointing at them) Oh its you wow then point at yourself and mouth the words "ITS ME". then wave and if they wind their window down or get out their car just wind yours down and shout "TWAT"! and then drive off at high speed
nothing hurts them more than if you stay calm and take the piss with a smile on yer face

 

I don't like it when cars pull up outside a house, blaring out music at 1am and hooting their foghorns.