And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

Got her nic by being the Midwests top seller of OxyClean.

 

Holds the Upper Michigan all-time record for long distance snot-flicking.

[AND he's got a susstificate to prove it!]

 

Taught me his secret booger flicking technique.

 

DAMN you-I showed you that technique in confidence!

RIGHT-I'm gonna tell'em;


RH's best friend is a tree!
[how'd you like THEM apples??]

 

The bastard.......... he cut down my best friend...............

 

His best friend is now known as 'Stumpy'.


MWAHAHAHA!

 

Hasa stump broke heifer in his garage.

 

Didn't retire voluntarily from Hippiedom - was forced into it after taking 'free love' one step too far!

 

Was the one who forced RH into retirement. (Is a little weird about free love...)

 

Sings the Marseilleise three times every morning before breakfast, and one and a half times every evening after supper

 

Plays beach volley ball without underwear so as to attract attention - shameless!

 

Stares at the underwearless person like a pervate.

 

You watching him watching them makes you feel hot and horny dot com

 

Visits all the beaches in Devon, puts up red flags and tells people that means they're not allowed to swim

 

Wears a shark fin when swimming at the beach.

 

Wears water wings at the beach, even when he's not swimming.

 

Makes innapropiate noises when eating dinner.

 

Will only eat with shared silverware.

 

Uses same silverware to eat pussy (cats)

 

Username stands for "do my feet prance?"