And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

The instructions were in Chinese . I was high and didn't see the circle with a red slash through the picture of the guy drinking it on the carton .

I'll take a refund please . No quids or pounds either , dollars . Sure their not going to be around long , but what the hell .

 

$check is in the mail already for collection Monday. Be aware though - I will never accept business from you in the future as it may well push my Indemnity Insurance sky high! Sorry sir but you are way too high a risk for me!

(LOL)

 

Is afraid of challenges.

 

Eats yellow snow!

 

Has never made Dynamo Hum.

 

Prefers tribute acts to real deal...[too tight to pay ticket prices]

 

Has every ABBA album categorized by content.

(Saw Zappa in 1974, amazing show)

 

Has a 'I heart Will Young' tee shirt that he cuddles in bed.

[I saw him just once-boy,could he play guitar when he stopped messing around]

 

Sells Will Young T-Shirts at Justin Beiber concerts.
(Never saw a performer who led a band the way he did, tight)

 

Sells used matches to people who don't smoke.


[I'd put Phil Lynot forward. he was bloody amazing on that bass]

 

Monty Python wrote the Lumberjack Song after they met him, the last verse anyways.............

 

Errm.....you DO know Monty Python wasn't a real person,poppet?

[OMG-this bloke thinks Kermit can drive!]

 

Needs to have things completely spelled out for him.......... The Monty Python Comedy Troupe.

 

Spins his self around and around again in complete circles until he's dizzy, then shouts out "why can't I get anywhere?"

 

oxy is well-travelled. She's been to the four corners of the globe!

 

is really a secret agent for the queen

 

is a timid housewife, but used to be a professional international seductress assassin

 

is right. ha! ha!

 

ooops, edited answer under construction.

 

unedited answer under destruction ha! ha!