And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

fantasizes about animated movies

 

Drinks tea mixed with coffee.

 

Wants to drink tea mixed with coffee lying next to me

 

is in the shower with bob gettin' his back washed

 

can make fire by rubbing sticks together and lighting a match off his own ass

 

only called himself willy blue to disguise the fact his willy is really green....

 

was caught rippin nannas underwear from the clothesline at the nursing home

 

jailed for flashing his penis at the nursing home claiming to be papa smurf

 

All your friends and contacts on your internet profiles are squirrels

 

Is expecting twins with his blow-up doll.

 

Lol! WB

Got his court papers in the mail today, just found out he is not the twin's father.

 

Gets sexual kicks from calling the speaking clock at precisely 8.08 everyday....

 

Is unaware that they have speaking clocks in other time zones, and he can get off 24 times a day if he wishes ...

 

Thinks the International Date Line is a social network.

 

collects all different kindsa t-bag boxes.

 

Wears boxers 4 sizes to big for her.

 

Thinks Roamy wears dogs, for some bizarre reason

 

Apparently is not familiar with the term boxer shorts.

 

wears dogs under his jeans

 

Puts turtles on their backs in the hot sun.

 

Is under the false impression that Ireland has hot sun.