And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

Doesn't know how to spell Garanimals but wishes they came in adult sizes.

 

Walks into homeless shelters and screams "NO SOUP FOR YOU!"

 

once tried to open a beer bottle with her teeth and ended up losing 3 teeth...

 

Encouraged her by giving the bottle and swallowed the three teeth while howling like a mad wolf.

 

Secretly works for British Intel forces performing a data mining project on hip forums

 

Lives in a land populated only by people called Mary..

 

His name is Mary.

 

I think you secretly have a job

 

Secretly wants to have a job

 

Secretly hate womens Butts.

 

has a butt which secretly hates women.

 

Secretly hates all people having secrets and is doing research into how to create the downfall of the Secret Service.

 

Sleep walks in the nude, while mowing the neighbors lawn with his teeth. (secretly awake though)

 

has 500hundred little kittens

 

Goes around counting peoples kittens, and subtracting one because she loves to see the way they panic when they think they've lost one ...

 

Thinks dental floss would make a great string bikini for her.

 

Knows from personal experience that it doesn't

 

Stares directly into the sun time & time again almost blinding herself, but cannot, will not stop.

 

Flatirons her pubic hair for special occasions.

 

has enough pubic hair to dread.. is planning on starting dreads soon