And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

Refuses to swim neekid....;-D

 

the only time he ever saw a barn was on television, never IRL

 

^ is actually living among the Amish and has to ride horse and buggy 30 mins just to talk to you fuckers online, so feel special.

 

Dated an Amish woman once, but it didn't work out because he was just too primitive for her taste.

 

Omg how did you know?? The poster above me is a physic who intends the brainwash all of us with right wing propaganda and sell us to Fox for new news anchors

 

Is Keith Olbermann hidden behind a Guy Fawkes mask.

 

Once had a rather embarassing flatulence problem in class, which necessitated the immediate evacuation of the room by all the other students...

 

He was the only one who didn't leave the class, he stayed inhaling deeply, smiling and giggling like a wildman loving the funk.

 

Lol, nice one


She once swallowed a fly, then swallowed a spider to catch it. And so on....

 

Loves DMFP...truly, madly, deeply.:love:

 

Is a qualified anglepoise lamp fitter

 

Used his samurai sword to kill many as a secret vigilante using the cover of guitar keep. He follows a sick and twisted code of murderers and rapists that he slays. Dexter copy cat serial killer.

 

Couldn't sleep for a week because he may have accidentally sat on a grasshopper during the annual Treehuggers' Society picnic.

 

Is membership secretary of the annual Treehuggers' Society

 

Can fart in three octaves,from the tight-arsed soprano leg-lifter squeaky ones,to the OMG! loose-bowelled bass ones. [which she usually regrets attempting]

 

Wrote his senior thesis about the different varieties of farts. Got an F.

 

Pees a little, every time you sneeze.

 

Is a hoarder of Depends designed for men.

 

Was known as PoppyMoonshine until that whole rehab thing happenned.

 

RH initiated my intervention after ratting me out to the cops. That dirty bastard! Now I'm sober AND poor! A girl's gotta do what she can to make a living. What should I do now, become a stripper?