And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

eats kraft dinner with ketchup

 

Finds it difficult to say any words other than 'Eh' ...and consume anything but maple syrup and beaver tails.

 

Wrote a poem called 'The Attack of The Killer Barbie Dolls'.

 

Often likes to shoot pool whilst wearing slightly more than when in the shower.

 

Thinks the pool is a big ol' bathtub.

 

Enjoys streaking through the streets of vermont wearing only a Nixon mask.

 

Thinks that in Vermont the streaking part would be more offensive than the Nixon part.

 

hates sports

 

Now that is absurd.

Is enthralled with mathematics.

 

Takes one hour naps with her finger deeply implanted in her left nostril.

 

Pushes little baby ducks into the pond......;-D

 

^Eats a sheet of LSD, and then spies on the poster above.

 

has never had LSD and is actually a 16 year old schoolkid..

 

^ tripped on too much peyote and now believes he is actually a native American

 

plainly doesnt realise that I'm actually Lord Peyote himself...disguised as a mere human being.

 

^ Lol obviously the poster above me, his parents never taught him to SHARE!!!

 

^ once tried to eat a raw san pedro in the desert...still has the scars in his mouth.

 

Once tripped over a daisy and landed in a ball pit, breaking his little finger

 

^used to be a mermaid (hence the signature)

 

Eats caviar for breakfast and cornflakes for supper