And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

has never heard of the premier county.ha! ha!

 

Has never heard of the Premier League

 

Thinks the premier league is a clothes shop in London..

 

thinks oliver plunkett street is the name of a mountain in sligo

 

Thinks Ely was a Confederate general

 

Likes to walk around ruined castles ...Topless...by the looks of it.

 

Stuck an apple up his bum to sneak it in at the movie theater.

 

Likes to eat dental floss because they like the feeling of pulling it out of their bummmmmmm

 

Thinks tornadoes are caused by a giant farting

 

@ Pudgybear...There Are So Many, And All Of Them True,

I Just Don't Know Where To Begin...



Cheers Glen.

 

Is a lousy Mary Poppins impersonator-she'd know to 'Start at the very beginning.....'

 

Has never had an orgasm that didn't end with animals fleeing & getting arrested.

 

He's the life of every party because of his humor and good looks.

 

That Statement Is Not In The Slightest Bit Absurd, In Fact Tis The

Honest Truth....

Thank You For Stating The Bleedingly Obvious....



Cheers Glen.

 

Hasnt looked in a mirror for 10 years

 

Left his orginal country wearing a pair of suspenders, no shirt or underwear with a bullet in his ass and one shoe on.

 

Once had 'sexy time' with a horse...in the hope she might give birth to a centaur..

 

Sucks on unsuspecting mens scrotums and turns them into sex toys which he then sells at the local bootsale making loads of cash.

 

owns a sex toy shop