And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

Walks in the pet store with me acting casual but secretly letting all the animals
free one by one, causing destruction, chaos, and mayhem.

 

Secretly wants to be an evil Super Villianess named The Annihilatrix.

 

Thinks the tanks of fish in pet stores are self-serve sushi bars.

 

Always complains that her sushi is not cooked enough.

 

Likes to eat his gaspatcho soup at blood temperature

 

Has a thing for asparagus flavored waffles.

 

Challenged a gorilla bear to a nude wrestling match.

 

Feels like his life would have meaning and have purpose if only Michael Jackson were still alive today. His eyes bleed for the man.

 

Is always lighting his head on fire to feed his urine addiction

 

May be addicted to urine but is secretly addicted to love (with me)....cue song

 

Tried to start an iceberg lettuce farm on an iceberg but couldn't get his tractor started in the cold weather.

 

Can get a tractor started in any weather, as that's the only vehicle he owns.

 

likes the color yellow!

 

Is a professional moss gatherer

 

Knows how to get a mare 'Winking' ....

 

Always cleans his teeth before visiting the bathroom

 

Usually has someone else clean her teeth before visiting the bathroom...

 

dose'nt think about goin' to the bathroom before goin' to the bathroom

 

Leaves her teeth out for Peri to clean while she goes to the bathroom

 

Doesnt realise Cork is the rightful capital...

Edit: meant for roamy.