And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

scares little children every time he shows his face

 

Like so many others, assumes I'm a guy

 

Sucks her own toes before going to bed every night.

 

He only eats food that's already been chewed up first by someone else.

 

Loves to scratch his body parts in public and at parties.

 

Once came third in a 'Sausage eating' contest...

 

Has a face the shape of a chaise longue

 

Likes to use fancy words to confuse the commoners..

 

Pretends to be common ... when he's really nowhere near as refined as that.

 

The only thing she knows about refinement has to do with the oil industry.

 

Was thrown off an oil rig for whipping out his hippy cock and annoying the rednecks.

 

Only knows this because he was one of the rednecks. He wasnt annoyed however...and took polaroid shots. Hes now blown the pictures up to 6ftx6ft and devotes one entire wall of his room to an RH cock shrine....

 

Only knows this as he was on the oil rig at the time the polaroids were being taken... hiding in a wardrobe with the door slightly open... he didn't realise that his furious masturbation was not in fact silent.... also did/does not know that I had a spycam in my back pocket and captured everything.... £1 million or youtube here I (and he) come...

 

Is a professional blackmailer desperate for cash for dental implants.

 

^^^
How did you know that?


Continually buys things not needed, with money stolen from older people in local community, to put people into a false sense of security on both an emotional and psycholical level for only to take all their money to buy more liquid oxygen so as to facilitate a continued 'high' - so as not to deteriorate to such an extent that becomes once again a serial man-killer with a smiling face.

 

hahaha! How about we market it together and split the profits?



^ once tried to buy a train ticket to Hawaii...was shocked to discover trains dont go there.

 

(sounds good to me so long as I keep copyright)

(I was gutted no trains but did the Hawaii 5 O shite and canoed)

......

Resisted my initial advances but after my soothing deep voice, melted into my arms and knows will never feel the same again after my warmth and caring touch... tho may protest... will always protest too much:sunny:

 

See Above

 

Takes material out of his diary and post it on this thread pretending to be joking, but has lived through it all.

 

Walks through pet stores and taunts the fish with pictures of filets.