And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

Goes into the grocery store and asks the stock boy to grab an item from the highest shelf for him (because he's a "feeble old man"), then proceeds to run away while the employee's back is turned.

 

Is a fake crossing guard.

 

Started building a ladder to the moon when he was 7 years old...keeps meaning to get around to finishing it..

 

Is trying to burrow to the underworld.

 

Has a prosthetic ear...through which she only hears things she wants to hear.

 

Is trying to stop himself from being universally attracted to me and drag me off via a cranky tractor to a small shed and 'take me to a different level'.

(Sorry pmsl x)

 

Likes to daydream A LOT....

 

Jerry Springer passed on his offer to be on his show because he was just to weird.

 

RH wants to be there 'cos Springer knows he will fall in love with the person(s) invited to the Show - RH very jealous and all he can do is become very moist in the audience eating many bananas.

 

Was invited to be on a Springer show but when he got there, they realized he was actually a dog and sent him home. Darrenski is not a real person. He's just one of Billski's (the world's only known computer-literate canine) multiple personalities.

 

Thought the Springer show was part of Crufts ... until she discovered Smirnoff

 

Still believes the iceberg deliberately rammed Titanic

 

Has this curious idea that inanimate objects have volition and free will

 

you dream of being someone in the band "best coast" they are your idols

 

Has a bowl cut.

 

is jelous of my bowl cut

 

cuts bowls up an uses them as egg cups

 

Lines up ten eggcups every day and from them drinks her morning whiskey.

 

Has phobia of Smokey the Bear!

 

Don't even get me started on Smokey...

Once slept with a hanger in his mouth, and now his face is stuck like that^^