And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

Hasnt realised that she turned her monitor upside down when she brought her computer....and has become an expert at reading text backwards

 

Is a wedding crasher, and specializes in the mothers of the affianced.

 

Gets moist from shoving a drinking straw into a frogs anus and blowing-rubbing against a fully expanded frog really gets her off!

[but don't tell anyone-it's a secret]

 

Doesn't realize yet that I'm a girl

 

Me? Hon,my restraining order won't allow me close enough to tell the difference!

 

Haha I like how you edited your post.

Gave up sniffing glue for lent.

 

[Aw,thanks-I usually do my best work rectifying cockups.]

I REEEEEEEELLY love my job and wouldn't leave under any circs.

 

is trying really really hard to guess what i'm thinking right now...

 

Is finding it difficult to think of anything other than eating her dogs food again and is going to her Lawyer first thing to change her name to 'Poppy Woof Woof Sunshine'.

 

Has trained Billski the dog to walk him on the leash.

 

Has compiled a catalogue of 17 different techniques for picking his nose

 

Will NOT admit to being the author of the following

You can pick your friend
You can pick your nose
But you can't pick your friends nose.

 

Can't walk right now, because he stubbed his toe on a blade of grass

 

Has never stubbed her toe because she walks backwards.

 

Thinks women have their tits on their backs

 

That would be handy..................


Sneaks into Paranoid self help groups and repeats the phrases, What was that? and Did you hear that?.

 

Drinks two litres of motor oil every day

 

Her cars are actually clay mock-ups.

 

Thinks it means 7 years' bad luck if he parks over a manhole cover.

 

Started the trend to call manhole covers Personholes.