And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

Had to take the casters off his walker because he kept falling.

 

Dresses up as Uncle Sam and stands outside of Walmart trying to recruit people for the Old Farts Club.

 

Has a whole section devoted to her in The People Of Wal-Mart web site.

 

Knows that there's a "People of Walmart" web site.

 

Plays croquet in her spare time, using triangular balls.

 

stands outside Walmart in the rain,recruiting for the Old WET Farts club.

 

Failed High School English because his senior thesis was, Lumpy Farts....... Nuiscance or Fashion Statement.

 

Wrote the original Lumpy Farts and is pissed b/c puggy used it.

 

Knows that most of Puggy jokes have been stolen from me.

 

Poppy spends her days picking out the corn from RH's 'movements' and washing it off to use in his salads.

It gets a bit repetitive,but she has this thing about turd-squeezing,so she's happy.

 

I got nothing.......... I'm laughing to hard...............

 

Has a good sense of humor

 

Is very easily pleased-thus he happily munches savory corn niblets in his salads

 

Wipes his mouth on fine linen tableclothes.

 

Me too! I read that and just had to give + rep because it was so originally gross!

 

RH KNOWS what I do to his food and eats it anyway!

Oh this is bad!

 

Sometimes sneaks a few morsels of the infamous corn herself, without telling RH...

 

see that poster down there? right below me?

taught me everything i know!

 

Utterly failed to grasp the 'Poster Above' part of the thread title...

 

Is clueless to the fact that on my screen the "poster above" is actually below me!