And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

Substitute teaches at the local elementary school just so he can steal the kids' snacks.

 

carries a collapsible ladder just in case he needs to headbutt a giraffe in the plums!

 

Takes out his magic 8 ball every morning and asks it, "will I finally get a date today?"

 

Is hoping we can make a date to walk down the boardwalk (Well, I hope she's hopin' )

 

Wants to take Lug UNDER the boardwalk!

 

There's nothing absurd about her psychic powers-understands me completely!

 

Is really a eunuch, but makes up for this by flirting incessantly with anything remotely female

 

Is actually a female, but makes up for this by flirting with anything resembling a eunuch

 

bakes LUUUUVVVERLY fairy cakes!


[nuffin inferred,y'unnastand......smirk]

 

wears diapers


saves up the old ones for a year before throwing them in the trash

 

eats snotburgers-made with snot that's had the lumps taken out to use as sprinkles.

 

Had surgery to insert retractable claws into his fingers, like a cat...meow!

 

Tried to start a deli selling his snot burgers but lost his ass.

 

AW crap.

 

Posts too late

 

Always butts in line.

 

has just realised HE's the Old Fart we're all talking about!!

Mwahahaha!!!

 

doesnt realise there're TWO old farts we always talk about

 

Secretly wishes he could join the Olf Fart Club.

 

Stripped off off in public....and was mistaken for a prune!