And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

his goal in life was to be a pizza delivery guy but nobody would hire him

 

Tried but failed to deliver pizzas on her Bigwheel.

 

likes to sing along to brass monkey

 

has 2 left feet. literally.

 

Pokes flowers with a fork.

 

eats the flowers after i test them first with my fork to make sure they're done!

 

Took her pic out of her profile because she forgot she was wanted in 37 states for vegetable abuse.

 

started stalking me after seeing my pic

 

Kept eluding me by posing as a summer squash.

 

Doesn't know what summer squash is!

 

Ditto.

 

Previous posters apparently don't know sqash.

 

Is hoping lugubrious gives him a 'yellow straightneck' for his birthday

 

Would swallow a yellow crookneck whole

 

CAN swallow it whole

 

Gets aroused by yellow crookneck.

edit: meant for DMFP but is probably still true

 

Is a very naughty girl.

 

grows her own.

sex toys, that is! lol

edit: that was meant for lug but maybe RH grows his own!

 

Started writing a novel, but ended up with a self-help book.

 

Wanders around the grocery story putting random items in peoples carts.