And another "Make an absurd accusation about the poster above" thread

Is plotting my demise so she can steal my precious award.

 

Is secretly hoping roamy ties him up and feeds him Skittles and Chablis.

 

Goes to a karaoke night every weekend, and sings numbers from The Sound of Music no matter what the backign track is

 

Is somewhat obsessed with peeing herself in front of others but secretly wants it to happen like now now NOW!

 

Makes stunningly reasonable accusations.

 

Once had a pet rubber duck, whom she named Archibald and dragged around on a string with her wherever she went. Upgraded to one with wheels when she was 19...

 

Did the same thing, with a live duck.

 

You dont know how close you are with that


^ doesnt actually know the meaning of her username....

 

Has a huge history with ducks...

1. Has killed and skinned and walked in WalMart with warm duck head-dress
2. Has had sex with multiple partners at same time with still warm dead duck(s)
3. Eats live ducks with a side salad, complete with a (literal) bloody grin.
4. QED

 

Claims to be the doctor, when he's really the illness.

 

Had to go to a doctor recently about an 'illness', and is now in the process of contacting all her ex's ....

 

has 2 fingers and 8 thumbs


but the weird part is that theyre on your feet :ack2:

 

uses duct tape instead of a jock strap

 

Uses jock tape instead of a duct strap

 

duct taped a jock strap to their head and didn't remove it for an entire week!

 

Is planning to process and package her poppies and send the finished product to me

 

Is planning to remove dirty jock strap in 2 days and send to me by DHL

 

will tackle the DHL delivery person

 

After Poppy tackles the 6ft 4 DHL black guy to the ground grabs the packaged Jockstap then grabs his package screaming "Don't fuck with me you DHL badboy or I will rip your equipment off and force it down your throat"!

 

Sends fake e-mails to DHL delivery guys and messes up their routes.