AND ANOTHER banning thread

banned for not having a good imagination ha! ha!

 

banned for playing while I was sleeping again

 

banner for being right, again

 

Banned for doubting himself!

(Hi Wanky Wonka! It's been a while...)

 

I'm alive... let's just leave it at that!

Banned for NOT being Willy Wonka, banned for not giving me chocolate (I want it NOW) and banned for apparently not wanting me to make fun of his name and run with it. (Which of course I WILL continue to do... you TOSSER! lol)

 

Banned for not helping me teach myself to play guitar.

My acoustic stares at me every day, gets excited when I take it off the stand to dust it off and then glares at me for not playing! Right now I have it facing the wall so it can't stare!

(Thanks for asking how I am! :love: )

 

banned for leaving for the weekend

 

banned for being psychic because i DO want to leave for the weekend but i can't because i just had outpatient surgery yesterday and am pretty much bedridden.

 

banned beacause im grumpy and you are there

 

banned for cleaning carbs in the washing machine

 

banned for mistaking a washing machine for a toilet! and it wasn't just ANY washing machine, it was mine!

 

Banned for untidiness.

 

banned for banning me for BBAD'S untidiness! thank goodness i'm getting a new "HE" washer and dryer soon! we hauled the washer out right after we kicked BBAD out the house. lol

 

banned for washing

 

banned for being smelly. i can smell ya all the way across the pond. take a bath, chickie! at least a sponge bath. and you ever hear of deodorant? what about toothpaste?

roflmao

 

Are these strange things you speak of secret herbs from the colonies yonder?

Banned for being a WITCH!

 

Banned for cuddling so hard that he threw his back out.

 

For slipping out of my patented 'Oxydomgrip' during 'that' moment-you are BANNED!

[and my pillowcase is ruined!]

 

Banned for wearing condoms to job interviews.

 

Is really a schoolmarm from Green Bay.