AND ANOTHER banning thread

Banned for being a handsome lovable teddy bear.
( that wears lipstick)

 

banned for getting upset

 

Banned for various reasons under the Mental Health Act.

 

Banned for various reasons under the Official Secrets Act

 

Banned for not specifying type,region,action or confirming signatory minister.

 

banned for writing with crayons

 

Banned for that last word-try again,Willy,you're better than that,mate!

 

Banned for acutally thinking Willy really is better than that.

 

Awwww oxy. Banned for diss-ing Willy.

But UN banned for believing I can think!

 

Lol puggy! :tongue:

Banned for giving toddlers 3 teaspoons of sugar at midnight.

 

Oh,be fair! I stir the sugar into the Red Bull so as not to rot their teeth!

BANNED,for not remembering how thoughtful I am!

 

Banned for doing too much thinking and too little doing

 

Really? Have you TRIED containing the energies of 3 Red Bull filled toddlers at midnight?
ESPECIALLY with 3 extra spoons of sugar each?

No,I didn't think so.
I was running around so fast I passed Hussain Bolt twice!


BANNED.

 

Banned for giving Red Bull to toddlers at the swimming pool, and telling them it'll give them water wings

 

For the worst joke-even worse than the Neanderthal "Jathinkesaurus" joke-in the history of humour,you are doubly BANNED!

 

Banned for not knowing a good joke when he sees one

 

banned for confusing 'humour' with 'humus'

 

Banned for being mean to poor little me

 

OH....the 'nasty man being cruel to poor ickle girly' card,eh?

Countered,with my special 'only losers try psychology' mega-ban!

 

Banned for giving senior citizens, pudding deep tissue, ass massages.