AND ANOTHER banning thread

banned for throwin' hippies walkin' frame over the top of cliff, leaving him stuck sitting in his armchair all day. ha! ha!

 

banned for forgetting I still have my cane

 

Banned for not looking down and seeing I've tied your knickerlegs together just above your knees-y'can't catch me!

 

banned for not knowing I could not run without that impediment in any case

 

Banned for not telling him that in reality you're an M.M.A. champion cage fighter , and you can run him down and send him to "see Jesus " , with one of your patented choke hold moves for tying your "knickerlegs" together .

 

banned for being so nice

 

Banned for not being so nice, apparently

 

banned for making an old lady cry :bigcry:

 

banned for crying blue tears instead of yellow ones

 

Banned for not bringing tissues

 

banned for laughing

 

Banned for making me laugh

 

banned for not dancing with me

 

Banned for making me show you my Irish jig . It's awful

 

banned for sleepwalking in the daytime

 

banned for sleeping in the nighttime

 

banned for singing into a loofah while naked in the bathroom,not realising there was a camera behind the mirror.

 

banned for scaring me

 

banned for,well,mostly being out of tune...but those dance steps....JEEZ!

 

Banned for not sending me the eviden............ er I mean tape.