An open letter to those who accuse me of close-mindedness

i personally believe our spirit goes to the higher realms ( astral plaine ) after we pass over . so for example "if a person lives in the physical body for 70 years on earth" after the body ceases" his spirit lives on eternally . then one day his spirit enters a new born (reincarnation ). man its like a giant jigsaw puzzle "and takes forever to put the pieces together. maybe thats why were all here now (to gain knowledge ) " and between you and me we really need to start looking after this lovely planet whilst we are still in our physical bodies. i feel sorrow for the younguns who are entering a world full of wars "poverty" racism" starvation etc etc ........... peace

 

Antiporn is satire, guys.....

 

This thread reminds me of an old Irish joke my dad told me:

You only have two things to think about in life:
Whether you're sick, or you're well.
If you're well, you have nothing to worry about.
If you're sick, you only have two things to worry about:
Whether you're going to live, or you're going to die.
If you're going to live, you have nothing to worry about.
If you're going to die, you only have two things to worry about:
Whether you're going to Heaven, or you're going to Hell.
If you're going to Heaven, you have nothing to worry about.
If you're going to Hell, you have nothing to worry about either because you'll be too busy shaking hands with all your friends.

 

+actualy i think we'll all be skinnydipping in the lake of fire & laughing at poor ol antiporn havin no fun..
ofcourse he wont be havoin no fun cause hes in some heaven..hed be hangin out on the shore too ashamed of being impotent to join all us blissful loving people

 

Hello Antiporn. I like anyone who likes God, even the bombastic, though sometimes I get annoyed at them.

What I really mean to say is - I would love to see you go head-to-head with Francisco.

 

no fun in some heaven eh ........who knows . certainly wont be skinnydipping in a lake of fire " not burnin my goolies off man . antiporn would laugh his head off .....he can"t get his up " i would"nt have one to get up.........................perish the thought

 

When I read the first post of this thread, I almost died laughing. Not because of the content of the post, which is also very funny, but rather because of the name and location of the person who posted it. I recall an article in either an issue of Maxim or Front, I forget which. If it is Maxim, it's circa 2000 and Melissa Joan Hart is on the cover. If it's Front, it's circa 2001 but I can't remember any of the models featured. This article named a guy who posts by the name of antiporn from somewhere in Florida "douchbag of the month" or something to that effect. He ran for mayor, twice I believe, in his town in Florida with a platform of putting all homosexuals in mental institutions and the death penalty for armed robbery and many other things I'm sure. I kind of wondered at the time how he planned to accomplish these goals as mayor. Personally, I think this guy has a few screws loose, and it's far from me to poke fun at such people. But this guy's just asking for it. I assure you, I am not making this up.

 

I, for one, welcome our sadistic fundamentalist overlords!

 

hmm its the same psycho..did u read his newest post in the random thoughts something like 2020 plan for america? creeepy

he wants to run for president..& a psycho like that might actualy inspire 3% of the more mindless christain freaks to vote for him thereby legitimizing his party
but ya know what..he;d be assasinated real quick.
how much yawanna bet though that bush family would support him..lol

 

I Think I like you and ur thinking!! and it really is sad how people reject the word and they have no idea how hot hell is gunna be.

 

I'll make sure to bring a fan.

 

I would vote for him. I think he is awesome. I bet he would be 2wice as funny as Bush.

 

you mainly post your own words i've noticed. and they're usually hateful. is your god hateful? my goddess is loving. she might be a better fit for you...

 

---I've Got To Agree...*Thinking Of Something Kynd To Say* Well, At Least He Mixes It Up A Little, Eh?

 

Oh, I'm tolerant.

It's their choice to burn in hell,
and I won't be held accountable for it, I told them the truth, I tried, but if they wanna die, that's their problem, have fun while you still can .

God sent his son to die for them, which was really tolerant of him.
But if they won't accept...*shrungs*

 

You have clearly mastered the art of reverse psychology...well done.

If God really cared about you he would have sent atleast 3 sons to get the job done, but no, just one.

So you say that I will burn in hell, then die? That is fine, as I will already be dead anyway. What is twice the death to a dead guy anyway?

 

i'm wondering if any of u defending antiporn actualy read his threads? maybe you skimmed them & thought oh hes ashristian so i must agree? but if you avtualy read them, you'd have to agree hes completely insane & his veiews make hitler look like a cuddly little kitten.. if i felt people took him sserius i'd be scared out of my mind..the america he wants to create is worse then the hell he wants to condemn us too (by the way..thsat includes all of you so vcalled christains if your not part of his particular church that noones ever heard of) this is why we have a psycho idiot for president..christians vote by who mentions god most often..not by who is right for the country
read this thread & tell me hes not insane
http://hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?t=108226

 

No, you die then you go to hell.

Only one son because he only HAD one. If you've got no more than one child, imagine it hanging on some cross,all bloody and wounded, to pay for something he didn't do. would you let that go through? He did.


Ah well, so you wanna go to Hell? Well have fun, but I won't be held accountable when you're infront of the LORD's throne saying: " But LORD, but LORD! I've been a very good and moral person all my life! Surely You'll let me come into Your Kingdom!"
...and you won't.

But that's your buisiness.
You heard the truth enough by now...
God bless you!

 

hi soaringeagle . "havin read some of your posts " you seem to know where most of its at. question ( if you would"nt mind answering ) you state christians vote by who mentions god most often . let me tell you something " thats complete bollocks " . back to the question = if you lived in a commune with a mixer of people who have different religions "would you still have these views on christians ? . ..........................

 

i saw this hitler reference, and it disgusts me...

let me use "the daily shows" skit on "hitler references" to prove a point...

calling people hitler demeans them...in fact, its a horrific comparison to make...so horrific it demeans yourself and your argument that, yes although he "name called" first, you are just as bad doing it back, but with a hitler reference its just , ugg...

i also dont see how antiporns "platform campaingn" makes hitler "look like a cuddly kitten"...unless you know a different hitler?

ugg...people responding to crap like this is what lets it keep coming... :$