american fatness

I remember you taught me the term "towel head"

 

no kidding it really is like another country out here

 

oh yeah.
your dad liked that one.

 

Yep, he really did

 

Americans are fat and the French are snobby cunts.

 

True. Americans shower regularly. Well, most do. I do.

 

Pfffft!

 

Yea well, for those that don't grow mold between their.. fat zones.. I forget what those are called..

And I smell like coconut

 

Rolls.

 

This conversation amuses me

 

Statistically, Americans are a pretty fat bunch... And weirdly proud of it.

 

Oh yes, thank you

 

Jelly rolls

Perfect example: Homer J Simpson

 

Yea it's somewhat amusing except for a rather large part of it -

but I insist on saying that I shower or bathe every day and that everyone in my family does - and so do all the Frenches I know. I don't know where that stereotype came from, probably WWI.. or WWII - whenever Americans came..

 

the most recent twist is what amuses me

 

I would've had certain important body parts cut off for saying that again...LOL

Anyway ,after yesterday's tantrums, I like the idea of a (loosely ) unified Europe directing hatred to the cultureless ,fat , sand invading , trailer living Americans.

So what's the plan to stop America's financial meltdown?

I heard its:-
1)CUtting the American National burger budget by 5 %
2)One way plane tickets to Belorussia for all Americans to work as hookers or fruitpickers

PS this is aimed at MamakCita- I know u like warring ; )

 

...and apparently some have air leaks!

 

Wondered what the smell was

I thought it was the Fed Chairman needing some Diahorr-calm.. : )

 

To sum it up without the benefit of specifics:

Rob taxpayers while insisting that they will benefit from a government brokered plan at their expense.
Delay any agreement until after the presidential debate to allow both sides to exploit the situation for maximum political benefit.

 

Yeah I know, people in DR even refer to people with Down's syndrome as "Mongolo or Mongola". They dont mean it in a bad way though, it's just ignorance.
Maybe we got that expression from the French, after all Haiti was a colony from France and it's right there next to us. I just havent heard any other Spanish speaking person use that word in that way, except for Dominicans.