Sorry to go off topic but....I was wondering when we are about to have an orgasm in America we say we are going to Cum. I always wondered in The UK do you say I'm about to Cum or I am about to arrive?
Can you believe I've never seen Conan? Are you guys talking about that chat show host who used to write The Simpsons? The only American talk shows I've seen is a few David Lettermans. He seems a bit 'hyped' to me - like they'll all laugh and cheer at anything. Who's the most popular chat show host in America? All we have is Jonathan Ross, who is quite good, (although there's no one to compare him to). No, we say "One will be ejaculating, presently, dear fellow." Hard to know what people say in the UK. We don't make hardcore porn here, so all I know is what Americans, Japanese and Germans say. ("Ohhhhhh, Ich comme!")