All White Winter Party

i think i can fly out to cali by then, take me with you?

 

I would, if you had a fake ID...

 

yeah i know...i totally realized that after i wrote it...fuck man
america is like so lame for drinking, i've been drinking in bars in canada since i was like 14/15, montreal is kick ass
next year, i'll so be down in san fran for some kick ass clubbing

 

getting a fake id now would be pointless, i should have done when i was younger

 

no worries, the clubs'll be there in a year. and so will I hopefully

 

yo, bitch in a year i'll meet ya in a club, and shot for shot!!!
you gonna die!
hahahah

 

ok but, promise to at least wing me before you drink me under the table. good wings are hard to find these days.

 

are you talking wing man or chicken wings?
i'm good at both :H

 

it would be wing woman or pivote and you'll need your game face on because I'm in the trenches as soon as I step in the club! hope you're willing to make many a friend

 

always
get me some tequila, and the game is fucking on

 

fashofas! I can't sarge drunk but, I sure can gig!

 

huh?

 

For sure! I can't pick up girls drunk but,I sure can dance. sorry.

 

ohhhh! i feel totally enlightendd now, no joke! i like learning. what else can you teach me?