aliens & their message

Is there another kind of massage???

 

I want to believe!

 

An Unidentified Prostate Exam UPE

 

Maybe if they let me fly the ship.

 

I don't think they're suicidal

But maybe they give you one if you attempt to fly the ship.

 

Not sure after thinking about it. What if they probe then renege on the deal?! I'm probably not giving it up that easy.

 

You look that alien dead in the face and you say... Listen 'ere mate. If you reneg you're a shit ****. You don't wanna be a shit **** do ya?

 

If aliens are anything like Aussies, then they'd be pressured to do just about anything if tell you them they'd be a shit **** if they don't.  in Australia you can just about pressure anybody into doing anything by saying "don't be a shit ****".

 

I've always wanted to visit Australia, but I've always imagined it like one big bar fight (just for fun), with deadly animals all over you.

It is a beautiful place though, and most everyone I've encountered online from Australia seem to be good folk.

 

I have read about someone named Ivan Millet who seems to be a rather naughty boy! No Santa for him this year!

 

Yeah Milat is responsible for the weapons ban in Australia. Australia is a cool place, you swear a lot there it's just in the language culture. Some folks drop the C bomb all the time and there's nothing to it.

As for the dangerous animals, yeah 100% but you leave them alone they leave you alone Etc.

 

I'll visit Australia if someone feeds me every day.

 

Oh wow! I just looked him up. I watched Wolf Creek years ago.

 

He pops up now and again in the serial killer books that I read. One writer mentions that Ivan may not have worked alone at times because a particular cigarette butt was often found at certain crime scenes and Ivan apparently never smoked.

 

Yeah shit, you don't often see cigarette butts on the ground..

 

Definitely a crime scene! Elementary my dear Watson.

 

We found some different cigarette butts at the crime scene, so that tells us the killer is.... Jim.

 

I read that those very cigarette butts are displayed right next to a Victorian police whistle that was used to call for help in one of the Jack the Ripper slayings.

 

I know who Jack the Ripper was, it was Dr. Henry Howard Holmes, also known as America's first serial killer he just coincidentally happened to be in the UK at the time, selling bones for skeleton dummies.

 

It would not surprise me.