Advice for Stupid People

Put your pants on before your shoes

 

dont underestimate grasshoppers in big numbers

 

don't count your chickens before their hatched

 

dont expect this thread to stay open much longer

 

dont believe

 

When you see sirens behind you. Pull over.

 

if you can "SEE" the sirens..........you drank too much

 

red wine is good with steak

 

dont burp,fart ,tell dirty jokes,or slap rearends in church....the old people get really pissed off

 

dont play dodge the truck

 

Beware of proctologists who put both hands on your shoulders.