Advice for Stupid People

don't build a snowman with yellow snow

 

dont invite the snowman in to sit by the fire

 

don't use gasoline to help start that fire

 

when you get pulled over ....dont ask the cop for a bj

 

don't wear slippers to the grocery store

 

dont go barefoot in a brier patch.

 

dont use econo grade lumber to build load bearing walls

 

try not to get arrested on your wedding day

 

Don't sit in a bathtub above a fire.

 

dont lick a freezing cold flagpole

 

Don't take a nap while driving because you put your car on cruise control.

 

Cabbages make terrible bowling balls.

 

don't write a letter threating to kill the vice president

 

Look left AND right when crossing the road.

 

dont volunteer to test out any products labelled as experimental

 

PLEASE don't donate your eggs/sperm

 

dont get on the plane if it has duct tape on the body

 

make sure you finish with the paper work before you pull yer pants up...

 

always flush afterwards

 

dont let a mechanic pull out a bad tooth