Advice for Stupid People

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  1. Monkey Boy

    Monkey Boy Senior Member

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    Don't lick the ice cube tray.
     
    Monkey Boy, Dec 5, 2008
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  3. SpacemanSpiff

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    dont adjust the fire with your bare hands ...use a stick
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Dec 5, 2008
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  5. OlderWaterBrother

    OlderWaterBrother May you drink deeply Lifetime Supporter

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    If you're cutting a tree down don't let it fall on you.
     
    OlderWaterBrother, Dec 5, 2008
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  7. SpacemanSpiff

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    dont ever try and bend your knee backwards
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Dec 6, 2008
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  9. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    don't drive down oneway streets, the wrong way...:)
     
    farmout, Dec 6, 2008
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  11. newo

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    Don't drive in reverse on the freeway.
     
    newo, Dec 6, 2008
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  13. SpacemanSpiff

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    when driving a motorcycle....dont use ONLY the front brakes
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Dec 6, 2008
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  15. Dagaz

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    Nail polish remover does not replace vodka in a pinch.
     
    Dagaz, Dec 9, 2008
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  17. SpacemanSpiff

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    wear shoes when you go to the landfill
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Dec 9, 2008
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  19. Dagaz

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    Don't ever plant pompous grass
     
    Dagaz, Dec 9, 2008
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  21. SpacemanSpiff

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    dont armor all your leather seats
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Dec 9, 2008
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  23. Dagaz

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    1. Put it in park, 2. turn off the motor, 3. remove your keys, 4. put them in your purse or pocket, 5. then lock the door.
     
    Dagaz, Dec 10, 2008
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  25. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    Don't roller skate down an icy street and expect to be able to stop....:)
     
    farmout, Dec 10, 2008
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  27. Dagaz

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    Don't expect to be happy all the time.
     
    Dagaz, Dec 10, 2008
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  29. SpacemanSpiff

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    wikipedia is not always correct
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Dec 10, 2008
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  31. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    don't mow the yard when its snowing....:)
     
    farmout, Dec 10, 2008
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  33. SpacemanSpiff

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    dont use an electric lawnmower in the rain
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Dec 10, 2008
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  35. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    don't floss your teeth with a live elec wire...:)
     
    farmout, Dec 10, 2008
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  37. Dagaz

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    Don't put you long haired dog in the dryer no matter how convenient it might seem.
     
    Dagaz, Dec 10, 2008
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  39. farmout

    farmout All who wander arent lost Lifetime Supporter

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    don't put a dozen eggs in yer micro-wave on high for two hours...:)
     
    farmout, Dec 10, 2008
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