Advice for Stupid People

The demons can't hurt you anymore

 

its only make believe

 

marijuana is a plant. tylenol is a drug.

 

gas pedal is on the right!!!!!!!on the right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

dont shift from 5th gear to reverse without coming to a complete stop.

 

Being awake is dreaming, and dreaming is being awake.

 

today is now

 

the thing you walk on is called ground

 

we all see the same Sun

 

Put lots of good seasoning on your paper before you eat it.

 

dont feed the aliens

 

Don't hang your underwear to dry in the front yard.

 

Please feed the hippies

 

feed green hippies twice as much

 

dont fart in a fishbowl

 

In case of an emergency, drink fishbowl water before toilet water.

 

amazingly......even chicken tastes like chicken

 

Don't play dodge car on the freeway, when you're on foot.

 

wipe

 

Some people say dont eat yellow snow.. I say only eat white snow.