Advice for Stupid People

look both ways before lighting up....

 

becareful when you fart

 

Don't ask questions you know the answer to.

 

Don't try to roast marshmallows in your hand.

 

always wear underwear

 

But don't wear it on your head!

 

respect your elders.....but also understand that they are fallible too

 

Yeah, but don't wear'm on your head!

 

also.....respect your elders......because some of them are funny as hell

 

You don't eat soup with a fork.

 

never stand directly behind a person who is about to pull start a lawnmower

 

Don't plant eggs.

 

Don't eat the bed bugs.

 

follow evacuation procedures

 

If you pull up next to a police car at a red light, don't ask him if he wants to drag race.

BTW, drag racing does not involve wearing women's clothing.

 

(hahaha!!!! ^ ^)

Never trust a fringe.

 

never pick up hitchhikers who look like charlie manson

 

do not get Verizon wireless internet...it sucks

 

Also, never pick up hitchhikers who are carrying a chain saw or wearing a hockey mask.

 

Great advice! Also remember that there is no such thing as a money tree and that ham hocks don't grow on bushes.