Advice for Stupid People

You did not really win a million dollars....they just want to sell you magazines

 

Don't lean back in a three legged chair.

 

Always check the strange girls for adams apples

 

overly sultry voices and excessive make-up

 

^ wrong game I think





when going 120mph down the freeway.....do not put your head out the sunroof

 

Don't invite door to door salespeople in your house.

 

dont wear a shark fin at the beach

 

don't go to work with pyjamas on.

 

nothing you learned in highschool is anything you actually needed to know

 

Push the red button.

 

always cut the GREEN WIRE

 

Always check you zipper before giving a public speech.

 

becareful online...there are some real weirdos in there

 

Please refrain from tying shoelaces with teeth..

 

ask if its alright before you touch a girls boob

 

Don't go hunting wearing dear antlers.

 

Go to shore if you have to pee...its a fact that most fishermen have drowned with their fly down

 

Don't go to a target range wearing a target.

 

Put your hand in the fire.

 

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